Food

When i'm hungry and would very much appreciate a little snack of sorts, a chicken sandwich similar to this woule be astonishing.

The Guitar I Long For...

This guitar, although i've never played it, is pretty good. It's an Ibanez RGA321 Prestige. And it would cost about...£1500 to buy one, so thats maybe why i dont have one like. Checks it's sexyness.

Films I Like or TV

I dinna watch alot of films, i'm more into watching tv series's, I watch Scrubs, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, The simpsons and House alot.

Favourite Films would be Terminator 1 & 2, Transformers (which has ultra sheggable Megan Fox as seen here) American Pie films, Predator, I like Spiderman & Batman films too.

The Elephant Man

The Elephant Man is hilariously disfigured and shockingly ugly, but he's quite magnificent in bed.

His must have had a bad time everytime he went to tesco instead of shopping online.

Michaels ULTIMATE Playlist

1. All That Remains - Six
2. Alexisonfire - This Could Be Anywhere In The World
3. As I Lay Dying - Nothing Left
4. Blink-182 - Not Now
5. Bring Me The Horizon - Tell Slater Not To Wash His Dick
6. Bring Me The Horizon - Chelsea Smile
7. Busted - Year 3000
8. A Day To Remember - Speak Of The Devil
9. A Day To Remember - You Should've Killed Me
10. The Devil Wears Prada - Reptar, King Of The Ozone
11. The Devil Wears Prada - Assistant To The Regional Manager
12. Exit Ten - Technically Alive
13. Little Richard - Long Tall Sally
14. Motley Crue - Primal Scream
15. Funeral For A Friend - Streetcar
16. Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix)
17. Alesana - What Goes Around Comes Around (Justin Timberlake Cover)
18. Chiodos - Flagpole Sitta (Harvey Danger Cover)

My 'Plans' For The Future

I have no idea really, college after the summer i think, keep the part time job at asda, drive about in a wee car, stuff and stuff.

But number 1 on my list of objectives is to meet this cute little guy.

My Dislikes In Sport

Hmm...I hate curling, i hate bowls, i hate archery, i hate the paralympics.

I hate football teams such as Rangers & Liverpool.

I hate Barry Ferguson.

My Likes In Sport.

I like foooootball. Support Aberdeen, although not as much as i used to when i had a season ticket and stuff, i occasionally play aswell, although it normally hurts ly legs for like 3 days afterwards. I play pool aswell, although not nearly as much as i used to, so i'm kinda balls now. but sexy ones.

'My Life Just Now'

I go to college, as you know, but i also work part time in Asda :) yaaaaaaaay. but RIGHT NOW? well i'm sweatin for ma sausage roll like, canna wait til break, big mintil sausage roll we ketchup - tasty. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Things i dislike.

I hate alot of stuff. Right now....Trace Cyrus of Metro Station fame. I dislike him all the time. his 'band' is terrible. Awful. He jumps about the stage like a sissy and his face is covered in piercings. For these reasons alone; i hate him.

My Top 10 Songs Just Now

1. Bring me The Horizon - Football Season Is Over
2. A Day To Remember - You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance
3. You Me At Six - The Truth Is A Terrible Thing
4. You Me At Six - You've Made Your Bed
5. Escape The Fate - This War Is Ours
6. Avenged Sevenfold - Strength of the World
7. Billy Talent - Devil In a Midnight Mass
8. Blink-182 - Not Now
9. Rise Against - Collapse
10. Bring Me The Horizon - Chelsea Smile

Things I Like

Oh hiya. I like Michael Duthie.

Chelsea Smile.

It's an affa good song. affa good

My Dislikes in Music

well, in a nutshell, i dislike music that's really boring. Music like Razorlight and Oasis. Indie in general is really dull and crap to me. Dance music is rubbish too, because hamsters are meant to be pets and not vocalists for german poofters like Scooter. It is the soundtrack for neds. I really hate bands that are more concerned about their looks than their music. It's really gay and crap. But Oasis...actually it's Liam Gallagher. I hate Liam Gallagher. Here is a photo of a terrible whiny voiced singer.

My Likes in Music

well, in a nutshell, i like music that is really energetic. Most of which is pretty heavy on guitar. However my favourite band, Blink-182, is not heavy at all; they are a pop-punk band, a recently reformed pop-punk band aswell. Chuffed aboot at like. They remind me of fun times i had in my childhood, so it's nostalgic to listen to them. Another one of my favourite bands is called Bring Me The Horizon; i like them because they do really good breakdowns in their songs - "This is usually a slow, down-tempo percussive section intended to create a fury of windmilling and hardcore dancing. " thats the definition wikipedia gives it. Good stuff, good stuff. This is a photo of BMTH frontman Oli Sykes.

YOUNG MICHAEL

Score.

This is my favourite band - Blink-182

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No it's nae actually

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